Tuesday, September 3, 2013

The Doomsday Portfolio Strategy

Building a castle to protect against end of times.  That is the premise of a new reality show:


I have no doubt this guy and his family will be better prepared than I for societal collapse.  I also have no doubt his opportunity cost (i.e. the value of the alternative given up in pursuit of building a castle) is astronomical.  This is amplified by the extraordinarily low likelihood of a situation where a concrete castle complete with sharp shooter, a catapult, archer posts, etc. is required for survival.

Bringing this back to investing, a profitable trade is one that essentially sells the end of capitalism and democracy as we know it.  Profitable is italicized as the profitability is for whoever is selling the trade, not the investor actually putting capital to work.  Fear sells, the more extreme the better.

This trade can be take various forms - Treasury bonds crash, the Dollar collapses, equity markets cease to trade, etc. - and is almost always followed by a claim of certainty by the seller.  Much of the pitches I have seen and heard involve “structuring your portfolio for the inevitable XYZ.”  This can come at a substantial opportunity cost to the investor (a good example is the omnipresent and immediate inflation, which is just around the corner, and has been predicted since 2008).

Technical issues aside, I find the central issue many of the doomsday traders fail to recognize is that most people in our society want a better world.  They enjoy their lives relative to the alternative chaos.  Thus, even if all points are reasonable (side note, surprise they never are) nearly everyone is comfortable believing the status quo even it’s a lie is far better than living in a cave.

Much of this is semantics, and while a certain trade may not end in society imploding there certainly is a risk that a portion of it will play out.  Still, instead of gearing your total portfolio to capitalize on the unlikeliest of outcomes, it would make much more sense to maintain the present course and buy deep-out-of-the-money options on assets that would benefit should something resembling your own personal doomsday scenario play out.  That way you keep your opportunity cost low and feed your disaster beast.

Lastly, take any doomsday scenario an investment professional is selling and take it to the end game.  For instance, if the dollar collapses and everyone is running for the high ground does it matter how your portfolio performed?  Of course not.  I’d rather have a doomsday castle.

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